Rob

The Third Rail Of Pregnancy

May 30, 2016

For those who don’t know, the “third rail,” is an East Coast expression relative to the electrical current that drives […]

Why Trump Must (Gag) Win

May 22, 2016

It’s time to wrap our heads around the fact that barring an unforeseen tragedy to him personally, Donald Trump will […]

My Last Week Of Freedom

May 15, 2016

Damn it. We have arrived. We have arrived at my final full week of freedom before Maestro the German Shepherd […]

Meet Rob’s Dog Maestro

May 10, 2016

In Memory Of Shep Years ago, one of my best friends in the world told me that “if you’re a […]

My Son Wally

May 8, 2016

Last week I announced on-air that I have an imaginary 5-year-old son named Wally in reaction to some mental midget […]

Who Sucks More, Society or Men?

May 1, 2016

There were two specific incidents last week that put a burr in my bunion as it relates to the state […]