Rob’s Soapbox

Hey Pope Francis: F&*K YOU

January 17, 2022

I’ll start with a few admissions and caveats. I am not, nor have I ever been, a fan of organized […]

No, For The Last Time, You Don’t Kill Baby Hitler

January 2, 2022

Over the holiday break, while lying around and trying to recover from 2021, I found myself getting caught up on […]

Playground Politics

December 12, 2021

I’ll be candid…I’m exhausted; mentally and intellectually exhausted. No doubt the last 21 months have taken their toll on all […]

Attention Everyone: Let It Go!

December 5, 2021

Rarely does someone find a way to express what I am thinking in a more eloquent fashion than I can. Kudos […]

Let’s Go Brandon!

November 28, 2021

Many of you are still trying to figure out why people are walking around wearing shirts that say “let’s go […]

The True Story Of Thanksgiving (Updated)

November 21, 2021

On November 3, 2008, I originally printed the essay below. We have reprinted it each year since on Thanksgiving weeks, […]