Rob Goes To The Doctor, Decorates For Christmas & Goes To The St. John’s Program For Real Change Event – November 2017
My weekend began early Saturday morning with my semi-annual blood draw for lab tests to determine I’m still healthy as an old, tired, lame horse. This was the sign posted in the waiting room
And this was everyone else in the waiting room…
After my veins were drained, it was time to decorate the house for Christmas…yes, people, Christmas! We love the holiday and want to have time to enjoy it so we decorate early. As long as you don’t eye-rape your neighbors, there’s nothing wrong with this so suck Santa’s sleigh
And of course, every year comes with a ponderance of lights, tangles, and what exactly I’m doing with my life
In the end, we did pretty well and got most of the house decorated
Moving left to right in our main room, we begin in the corner with the giant wreath
Above the TV we decorated the shelves, leaving the R&C…which stands for Rob and Christina…DUH
Above the fireplace…chooo chooo…Here comes the Christmas Express! (Lucky Christmas Express)
Rounding out the room, shelves of Joy
Around the corner, a nutcracker, a snowman and some balls…hehehehe…some
Yes, those are giant ornaments hanging from the ceiling throughout the house.
After a day of decorating, we had to get ready for the Saint John’s Program for Real Change Event. They’re an amazing organization that takes women and broken families and doesn’t just feed and shelter them, but gives them new life skills and reunites families.
So we got all dressed up for the formal affair
Damn she’s hot
We have arrived!
When you arrive, you’re greeted by Champagne girl…who doesn’t love her?
We headed straight to the VIP tent sponsored by my lawyer, Kevin Hughey, and downed some amazing oysters
These are the first oysters we’ve had in a year after a very disturbing and bad experience…we’re back on the horse!
They go all out at this event, complete with ariel dancers (aaahhhhhhhhh)
Here I am with our host, Attorney to the star, Kevin Hughey. Yes, I meant to write “star,” as singular. Suck it.
Here I am throwing a little side-eye at my Fiance Christina and Kevin Hughey’s wife, Jessica
On the other side of me is renowned artist David Garibaldi, a huge fan of our show (yes Dawn, our show). We have one of his pieces prominently displayed in our living room as well
Left to right we have Garibaldi, me, Kevin Hughey, and the (hopefully) future District Attorney of Sacramento County, Noah Phillips. Y’know, someone who might actually PROSECUTE a few criminals now and then…
In the end, as always, the stars of the table, as always, were the beautiful women that made us all look better