Since it’s been mentioned more than once, this is the now famous yoga swing I put up in my wife’s yoga room (wife not pictured…use your imaginations, sickos).
St. Patrick’s Day was this weekend and I celebrated by drinking Tahoe Blue Vodka out of a green glass…that’s as close as I got to being super festive
I actually spent a good part of St. Patty’s Day cleaning our cars. Yes, I “have a guy,” but with all the rain lately it’s seemed silly to have him detail our vehicles just to get them messy right away. But I finally couldn’t take it!
My wife thought she had to capture the moment so that the maggots could see me doing the work of “the little people.”
My truck was the worse…even with seat covers, bedding, and sheets, when you transport a German Shepherd and Labrador 3-4 times per week to and from work, the hair builds up…especially if you haven’t called “your guy,” in a while
Fortunately, “my guy,” turned me onto to the secret weapon used to get hair off of…everything! The Groomer’s stone, which is a version of a pummus stone works wonders
Works amazingly!
Meanwhile, inside Williams Manor Nellie curls up and says “why are mom’s flip flops here? They don’t belong here.”
And then there’s Maestro the creep who loves to sit on the hallway above the main room and peer over at you…creepily
And that leaves Scout…who has broken into his mom’s yarn stash and is doing what labs do…
When the dogs get a little restless and we don’t feel like leaving home, we have a secret weapon of playing pool. While we do, Maestro circles the table like a mad dog and Scout follows…tires them out beautifully
Occasionally, Scout gets caught in the line of fire of Maestro’s drool and looks like he’s straight off a porno shoot
And there’s always Sizzle the snake…Scout’s favorite plush toy that only comes out for special occasions and for short periods of time
Puts him to sleep every time…he loves curling up with this thing (after annoying the crap out of us with the endless squeaking)