Rob’s Soapbox

A Lesson In Happierness

October 25, 2015

I have long held to a very simple axiom of life; Money Buys Happierness. Not happiness, happierness. This offends people […]

Dear Shep,

October 18, 2015

As I write this, which is somewhere between Friday night and Saturday morning, you are clinging to life. Everyone believes […]

Smart People Making Stupid Arguments

October 12, 2015

We are suffering from a serious intelligence deficit in this nation and it is quite literally killing our country. On […]

The Rock Is A Horrible Human

October 6, 2015

Up until recently, I genuinely liked Dwayne Johnson, AKA “The Rock.” No more. He seems like such an affable, good […]

An Open Letter To The Ignorant

October 4, 2015

Dear those of you who think you’re engaged in the political process just because you’re a stupid, angry, idiot: I […]

The Most Un-American Americans

September 27, 2015

In the wake of one of the most asinine hypothetical arguments of modern times, that which demands we either pledge […]