Rob’s Soapbox

Grant-ed

November 8, 2015

As I write this, it’s 11:45 Saturday night. Normal human beings are either out partying, having sex, or watching Donald […]

The Death Ray Is The Answer

November 1, 2015

As we all watch America circle the drain as it decays in nearly every way, people constantly ask “what can […]

A Lesson In Happierness

October 25, 2015

I have long held to a very simple axiom of life; Money Buys Happierness. Not happiness, happierness. This offends people […]

Dear Shep,

October 18, 2015

As I write this, which is somewhere between Friday night and Saturday morning, you are clinging to life. Everyone believes […]

Smart People Making Stupid Arguments

October 12, 2015

We are suffering from a serious intelligence deficit in this nation and it is quite literally killing our country. On […]

The Rock Is A Horrible Human

October 6, 2015

Up until recently, I genuinely liked Dwayne Johnson, AKA “The Rock.” No more. He seems like such an affable, good […]