Try Being Un-Cool

March 2, 2015

I’m reading a fantastic book right now about how being cool is so not cool. I’d bore you with the […]

Amy Schumer Is Fat

February 16, 2015

A manufactured controversy emerged this weekend which speaks volumes about our idiotic society and cannot be ignored. There is a […]

Stay Out Of The Bushes

February 2, 2015

During the 2000 Democratic Convention, Reverend Jesse Jackson (who then had a little more national credibility than he and his […]

We’ve Been Depped

January 19, 2015

What a weekend. Hell, what a day. In the span of five hours last Friday, through the prism of pop […]

The Minority Rules

January 12, 2015

Everyone who has ever attended third grade knows the popular chant meant to shut down dissent: “The Majority Rules.” What […]

Rob’s Cigar Page

January 11, 2015

I recognize that one of my duties to you, the loyal maggots, is to pay attention to news and politics […]