Rob’s Soapbox

Dad Quotes

April 29, 2018

The other day my wife, who is 20 years younger than me, accused me of engaging in “dad humor,” which […]

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

April 22, 2018

Congratulations, California! You’ve finally become Texas. For decades, there has been a small fringe group of knuckleheads in Texas who […]

New Endangered Species: Words

April 15, 2018

Have you ever been gypped? Y’know…someone got the better of you, usually financially. What about being sold down the river…as […]

The Infantilization Of America

April 8, 2018

For years, we have been moving further and further towards stunting adulthood. Usually it’s done in the name of alleged […]

Hogg Wild Over The 2nd Amendment

April 1, 2018

David Hogg is the 17-year-old face of the reaction to the Parkland, Florida school shooting. While I vehemently disagree with […]

Stop Walking!

March 18, 2018

One of my favorite qualities of the human race is our arrogance. I mean that; it’s not 100% sarcasm. On […]